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Metro Cat

All stops · one animal

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Platform 2--:--
Next arrival02:00
Formation41 cars, all the same cat
StatusOn time
The service, end to end Front and back are the same animal
The full length of Metro Cat

Please stand behind the yellow line.

Passengers are reminded that the service does not stop at every station, and that the front of the service is also the back of the service.

I run this line. Not the trains on it, the line itself. Somewhere down that tunnel my tail is still leaving the previous station while my face is already here, and the timetable has quietly stopped trying to explain that.

Nobody boards. There are no doors, there is no inside. People stand on the platform with their bags and watch me go past for a while, and then they go up the stairs and pretend that was normal.